Schizophrenic Cowboy is a character of mine, he is a suicidal immortal who works for a mercenary organisation, he is impeccably pessimistic and only longs for something or someone to kill him, so he goes on suicide missions because he doesn't care, he likes to snap jokes about things you shouldn't joke about.
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Schizophrenic Cowboy
Grabbing the fourth wall by its balls and smashing it into a wall
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The Purest Of Darkness
This may or may not be smut, ill change it when I am done. Surpriseingly this is the first story I want to pu...