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Don't kill yourself today because your Netflix free trial still has a week left
Don't kill yourself today cause no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge
Don't kill yourself today, because I know for a fact that Starbucks is introducing a new frappuccino next month
Yes, your mother will miss you
Yes, your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about what a wonderful person you were
Yes, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
But you know that
You've known that
Anyone and everyone has been shoving it down your throat since you first learned what the word "suicide meant"
Those slogans might have lost their meaning, but, anything that keeps you alive is worth saying
So don't kill yourself until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time