My five year old niece: I want waaaterrrrr
Me: I told you you can have it with dinner in a few minutes
Neice *tearing up*: But all I want it is water!
Me: which you can have with dinner
Her: but I can't waaaaiiiitttt
Me: You've been waiting while we've been arguing, you can wait a few minutes for water
Her *face on the floor, banging her feet on the floor*: All I want is waterrrrr! I just want water! I can't wait!! Please don't make me wait!!
Me: Girl, I promise you, you can have water with dinner.
Her: *continues to throw a tantrum*
Jesus Christ, this is why I'm not having kids LOL