SKY

cause every time we touch i get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I could flyyyyyyyyyy. it's because I have a cardiovascular probleeeeemmmm. One day my heart will explode and I'll diiiiiiiiiiiiie.

True SpongeBob Ending
          EXTREME FUCKING SPOILERS
          connection terminated.
          
          I'm sorry bikini bottom, if you still even remember that name. but I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
          
          you are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.
          
          although you have indeed been called, you have all been called here. into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. a labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. you don't even realize that you are trapped. your lost for krabby patties has driven you in endless circles. chasing the krabby patty secret formula in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehoe out of reach.
          
          but you will never find it, none of you will. this is how your story ends.
          
          and to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you. i have a feeling that's not what you want. i have a feeling you're right where you want to be. i am remaining aswell. i am nearby. this place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this will finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should.
          
          and to you monsters trapped in bikini bottom, be still, and give up your patties. they don't belong to you. as for most of you, i believe there is peace and perhaps warmth waiting for you after the smoke clears.
          
          although for one of you, Davey Jones locker has opened to swallow you whole. so don't keep the Dutchman waiting, friend.
          
          and to my boss, if you can hear me. i knew you would return aswell. its in your nature to protect the krabby patty formula. I'm sorry that on that day, that day you were shut out and labeled a cheapskate no-one was there to lift you up into their arms. the way you lifted others into yours.
          
          and then what became of you, i should've known you wouldn't be content to lose your money. not my boss-

Ohio doesn't move 

 #lesbiansofiowa

Greetings my lovely beings. I'm trying to create an archive of iconic Robin (or just YJ) fics. I've got some saved in my library, but I'm definitely missing a lot from over the years. So if you know any that really hit that nostalgia button or just really stand out as great, drop the names/links here! Imma turn it into a public reading list so it's accessible to anyone who also craves that good ol' angst hit.

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YO. COME WATCH THIS STREAMER WITH ME. I'M BULLYING HIM ABOUT SOUP. 
          https://www.twitch.tv/way2young4thiss

All hail saltwater 

So, my humans. I uploaded a new thing of original one shot stuff. Un-fandom related. Just kinda stuff that I have sitting around/write whenever the inspiration hits. Also maybe story idea stuff. Who knows. Just thought I'd let people know that it is in existence. 
          
          Also posted the prologue to the first book in an original trilogy that I'm working on. It's unedited and has issues and probably won't get actual chapters for a bit, but it also do be there now so... idk. 
          
          For those not interested in that kind of stuff, I'm also currently working on the next chapter of Raining Robins!