Skyraine01

@kbhershey7 I thinkers you spelleth my name incorectness

I can't deal. Haters gonna hate because of radishes? Lamer than a liger

SRSLU: friends-yo cool
           #eatmorepotatoes #eatmoreradishes #youlookradishing #makeblanketsoutofpepperfur #onlymarcyunderstands #radishjuicewillmakeyouglowlikealavalamp

MY WATTPAD ACCOUNT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BUT I ASSURE YOU I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THE PROBLEM. 

 #kensleyisbae

SRSLU: 
          
          A wise man I met while on my annual dumpster-diving trip informed me that if I was ever at a loss for words, "Be Frank." Now this trip was several weeks ago so I quickly replied to Mr. Dumpster that I didn't know "Frank" and that in fact I had never known a living (or dead) soul who was titled "Frank". He threw a banana peel at my shoe (which is of the highest offense in the world of Dumpster residential estates) and told me to skidaddle. I told myself I just had to know what the deeper meaning of "Be Frank." was so I googled it on Google and while I was googling I came across several photos of this guy named Frank who was well known on the inter web for his webbed feet and 3 ears. Anyway I eventually discovered the meaning of "Be Frank." So I've decided to be Frank with my loyal 3 followers about my day. 
          
          I went to bed at 2am because I was reading a brilliant book. It was as if the book was glued to my hands. I'm so punny! AHHH! There I go again #doublepunbonuspoints (it wasn't even a pun :( ...) 
          
          I woke up and danced like a crazy man....sorry WOman. I even threw in some line dancing. SHOUTOUT to my YC buddies winkwink 
          
          PEACE LOVE and WATER CLOSETS
          
          At the beginning of my SRSLU today I stated I went on a "trip" for dumpster diving. It was a trip because I traveled up to Canada (on mule of course). I mean like HELLO, Canada isn't known for ANYTHING....................................................................but its gold mine of dumpsters! 

@dadssweets  the absence of Skylar is like the absence of air. Am I right???? Haha

OH, Skylar.  What would we ever do without you?

Starting a new trend: SRSLU Skylar's Random Status and Life Updates
          
          
          Today's SRSLU:
          
          I found a penny on the ground and played Capitalism/Bun head. (Jk about the penny-rat feathers!) 

Since I'm sure all of you are on the edge of your seats waiting for my next status update-here it is:
          
          still a #singlepringle and I'm quite happy about it so tell your hot cousins that they are no longer needed and I no longer need their pity dates. Hmmmph!