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Could someone kill me please?
Like, come to my house and impale me with a sword.
Hell, do it 23 times if you are so inclined.
Maybe you could kill me with Tim or Jim. Or even Roberta.
I promise I'll die dramatically.
Just kill me!
I wish so much for death, and swords are on my mind.
Poison me! Slash me on the arm with a poison-tipped sword! Slash me across the stomach with a poison-tipped sword!
JUST SOMEONE KILL ME.