𝕲𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙

If Santa's oversized hernia looking ass doesn't get me a 5'10 MySpace emo girlfriend with dyed hair and a nose ring for Christmas this year that actually lives close to me and actually likes me and isnt dating me to make an ex jealous or to use me to figure out if she likes girls or not I'm gonna pull up to the north pole and cook his fucking reindeer, bang his wife TWICE, kidnap all his elves and force them to find the emo girlfriend and he's not getting the elves back until they find me one (I am /srs)

Today is the day I look for Plex from yo gabba gabba × reader fics (he is literally my husband we are married.)

What if Steve Hawking was the real slim shady..but couldn't stand up 

Bro I lost my old acc </3