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Ahoy me maties, it be me, Cap'n Torres, and I'm here to tell ye that ye can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch Virtual YouTuber content, and I'm as sane as any ol' scurvy dog on the ship! Yar har har, it's MY mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism!

To all my s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ followers. There is a AGM-65 Maverick Air-to-ground missile currently inbound towards your coordinates.
          
          Have a nice day!

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!? WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-

Just a random shower thought. If Delta (from HI3) decided to use her tail to masturbate. Would it count as incest or nah?

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Ok so hear me out. An Onahole. That doubles. As a Dildo. Whatcha think?

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You just earned yourself a follow because the random quote

Hello.