My piano Freddie says hey to everyone who is a gay.
If you are like me, a straight then he does not like you and keeps knocking himself out of tune cause Freddie is a pretty gay piano.
It's late and I'm tired.
But I'm also lonley as hell and want to talk to someone cause it's warm and I'm about to lose my mind.
I'm just so bloody knackered
Oh well
Save me