SlayStrayKidzz

everyone's pfps are so aesthetic rn wtf
          	a question(s):
          	
          	if a shark bites a lawyer, does the shark need a lawyer?
          	and
          	of a worm gets cut in half and both halves survive, is that mitosis or a crime?
          	
          	lakalsklaskshsh help my brain
          	

imatwilightfan

@SlayStrayKidzz i dont think a shark could have a lawyer, but yea i think it would need a lawyer lol. and if on purpose,then its a crime. also IK MY PFP IS SUPERRRRR AESTHETIC! DEFINITELY :DD
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lil_chaotic_gremlin_

@SlayStrayKidzz to answer your questions (lol)
          	  
          	  regardless of profession, anyone has a right to sue, or file a claim of whatever and the offender will be taken to court. They (offender) will have the right to legal counsel (lawyer), and will be assigned one by the state (I think?) or can hire a lawyer of their choice. So yeah, shark would need a lawyer, unless they came to an understanding with the bitten lawyer.
          	  
          	  If worm was cut in half on purpose, crime.  If it like just got split in half by the environment, accidental mitosis lol
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kang_haerim

@SlayStrayKidzz yeah I think the shark would need a lawyer and if a worm gets cut in half and both survive then it's a crime,poor worm should hire a lawyer to present his case! 
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SlayStrayKidzz

everyone's pfps are so aesthetic rn wtf
          a question(s):
          
          if a shark bites a lawyer, does the shark need a lawyer?
          and
          of a worm gets cut in half and both halves survive, is that mitosis or a crime?
          
          lakalsklaskshsh help my brain
          

imatwilightfan

@SlayStrayKidzz i dont think a shark could have a lawyer, but yea i think it would need a lawyer lol. and if on purpose,then its a crime. also IK MY PFP IS SUPERRRRR AESTHETIC! DEFINITELY :DD
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lil_chaotic_gremlin_

@SlayStrayKidzz to answer your questions (lol)
            
            regardless of profession, anyone has a right to sue, or file a claim of whatever and the offender will be taken to court. They (offender) will have the right to legal counsel (lawyer), and will be assigned one by the state (I think?) or can hire a lawyer of their choice. So yeah, shark would need a lawyer, unless they came to an understanding with the bitten lawyer.
            
            If worm was cut in half on purpose, crime.  If it like just got split in half by the environment, accidental mitosis lol
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kang_haerim

@SlayStrayKidzz yeah I think the shark would need a lawyer and if a worm gets cut in half and both survive then it's a crime,poor worm should hire a lawyer to present his case! 
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kang_haerim

Heyy luvie!
          I just published a new Wattpad book called “Beneath the Same Moon” (a Lee Know fanfic ). It’s really close to my heart, and I’d be so grateful if you could give it a read when you get the time.
          If you enjoy it, please don’t just vote/comment—it would mean SO much if you could recommend it to others as well ✨ Sharing it helps me reach more readers and keeps me motivated to continue writing.
          Thank you for always supporting me ❤️ 
          — lots of love

kang_haerim

@SlayStrayKidzz Of coz,feel free to hop in any time!
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SlayStrayKidzz

@kang_haerim ooooh I'd love to read it sometime but I'm just soooo busy these daysss I'll find time to read it!
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lil_chaotic_gremlin_

*a wild gremlin has appeared on your message board*
          
          *catch her and she'll stay to spam you, but you must do the right thing in order for her to approach* :]
          
          *if you scare her off or she loses interest, find her on someone else's message board!*

SlayStrayKidzz

@lil_chaotic_gremlin_ *tried to catch wild gremlin*
            *has the gremlin lost interest?*
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SlayStrayKidzz

normalize being terrified of your own jacket at 12:45 a.m.

SlayStrayKidzz

@FelixsLittleRascal in the dark is such a bop fr
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FelixsLittleRascal

@SlayStrayKidzz fair point XD I'm terrified of the dark... ♪I don't wanna live another day without you in the daaarkkk♪
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SlayStrayKidzz

i feel like I might have a thing for handball...
          ALSO 
          
          190 OML FINALLY I HAVE BEEN WAITING AHHHHH
          TY YALL
          
          also, to celebrate, I'm gonna ask y'all do do smth I haven't done in a while...
          
          will someone spam me?
          bc my notifs are so dry mate

SlayStrayKidzz

@grassbcwhynot patience is a virtue i dont possess
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grassbcwhynot

@SlayStrayKidzz ladies, ladies, one at a time
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SlayStrayKidzz

@grassbcwhynot how to deal with loneliness: talk to urself!
            loved the convo (⁠^⁠^⁠)
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