SlayStrayKidzz

If someone offered you 10,000 dollars to eat your phone case, would you ask for ketchup or barbecue sauce?

THIS & THAT M/V TEASERRRRR?????
          
          BRO THEY LOOK SO FUCKING HOT?
          
          i am not surving this comeback.
          

WELL WELL WELL... LOOK WHO FINALLY PUBLISHED A NEW BOOK!
          PICK AND DROP IS OFFICIALLY HERE!!! 
          chapter one is coming soon because apparently i enjoy making you all wait ☠️
          but she's HERE. the kindergarteners are HERE. the hot older brother is HERE.
          buckle up guys

first of all,
           HAPPY STAY DAYYYY
          I HOPE ALL THE STAYS GET THE LOVE THEY DESERVEEEE
          
          second, 
          SKZ-REPLAY PT1?????? 
          BRO I JUST KNOW THAT ALBUM IS GOING TO PIN ME UP AGAINST THE WALL AND CHOKE ME UGH
          
          third, 
          THE SKZ DRAMA HAD SUCH A FUNNY-AHH ENDINGGG???? 
          LIKE WHAT EVEN IS SKZ??
          
          fourth, 
          THIS & THAT IS SO FUCKING CLOSE AND I AM LOWK TWEAKING WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT UGH 
          
          fifth, 
          AS FAR AS I'VE SEEN CHAN'S PICS ON INSTA AND HAN JISUNG'S FINALLY EXPOSED TATTO ALONG WITH HIS FUCKING FLUFFY HAIRRRR MANNNNNNNNN; TEARS, LITERAL TEARS DOWN MY THIGHS
          
          sixth, 
          HAPPY GF DAY TO EVERYONE
          
          seventh, 
          THE SKZ-LOG WAS SOOOOO FUN AT THE START AND THEN EMOTIONAL TOWARDS THE END; LIKE I SIMPLY CANNOT PROCESS THE FACT THAT LINO WILL GO TO THE MILITARY SOON BUT THAT'S A CONVO FOR ANOTHER DAY
          
          eighth, 
          THE BEHIND THE SCENES FOR THE "STAY" RECORDING HAS KIM-FUCKING-SEUNGMIN AS PRODUCER; LIKE HELLO??? 
          I'M ON MY FUCKING KNEES
          
          
          
          alr i cursed too much

idc how much you hate that man, but you have to admit, the amount of confidence he has is unmatched. 
          like even after so many failures he still continues to make music and that's just really inspiring tbh. 
          the amount of confidence you need to release a thirst song like WET is crazy
          i gtg sleep gng, why am i ranting about jypapi? 

Suppose I accidentally joined an organisation that exhibited all the characteristics of a cult except the courtesy of introducing itself as one. Under those circumstances, how many suspicious events would I overlook before concluding that I had, in fact, joined a cult?

At what duck-to-homework ratio does mathematics cease to be a branch of science and instead become an ornithological emergency?

Hello gurl

yoooo the skz kdrama is taking me out
          this stayweek will be crazy, trusttt
          also
          SILVER I.N AND BURGUNDY BANG CHAN

are there any bambolians from bambarbola land here? 
          (iykyk)