Slayer Mal

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!

Thanks for voting for my book! 

To all my followers you have been boobed  on your noses! ;)

Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you. ;)

Never mind y'all; it was my Cat messing with the lights. My Grandma has a blue Hawaiian flower necklace that she got from my cousin's birthday. My Cat used a box to mess with the flowers; that are right in front of the light switch. (Because the flowers are hanging from the hooks were you put the car keys.) :)

Ok; this happened to me and my grandma earlier this morning; and this the 1st time something weird happened to both of us at the same time in the new apparment we moved in to. And it went like this...
          
          Me: *resting on the living room couch after brooming my bathroom*
          Me Grandmamm: * half asleep on the recliner in the living room; because she woke up at 5 because of an Amber Alert*
          My Cat: *trying to be cute and innocent because she knew I was mad at her for flipping her litter box over and making a big mess*
          *lights in the living room shut off all of a sudden*
          Me: *thinking that the weather fucked with our lights again*
          My Grandma: *wondering why*
          *Then Me and Grandma sees that the lamps in both our rooms are still on*
          Me: *goes to my room for a nap before I took my morning pill*
          -30 mins later-
          Me: *woke up to take pill*
          Me: *saw the lights in the living room are still off*
          Grandma: *just flipped the switch to test the lights*
          *light's turn on*
          
          It was weird; both me and My Grandma saw the lights turn off all of a sudden...I guess I'll add that to the list of weird shit that happened in the new apparment. (-_-)

My arm hurts now; and the bathroom is my new best friend now. May the 17 is when I got my 1st covid19 vaccine. And now my arm hurts and my stomach hates me. :(

Me: *goes in the bathroom; and closed the door*
          My Cat: *slides a bright green straw under the door*
          My Cat: *is now trying to reach the straw from underneath the bathroom door*
          Me: *doing my own business*
          Me: *looking at the door to see if she can get*
          My Cat: *is still struggling to get the straw*
          Me: *washes hands; but can still hear her trying to get the straw*
          Me: *dries hands; can still hear and see My Cat trying to get the straw*
          My Cat: *was waiting for me at the door*
          My Cat: *has a look on her face; like she wanted me to give the straw to her*
          Me: *steps over the straw* "there you go; you can have it"
          My Cat: *meows at me; sounds like it was a "aww" noise*
          
          
          This happened this morning when I did my morning routine; hope this little story brighten your day/night/afternoon/ whatever time it is for you!  
          

My Grandma: *can see something on the floor*
          My Grandma: *looks at my cat*
          My Grandma: "that better not be shit you took out of your litter!"
          My Cat:
          My Grandma: "you know what, I'd rather have shit then a bug."
          My Cat: 
          Me: * is reading on my phone*
          Me: *looks up at my grandma*
          Me: "knowing her; it's what you don't want is what my cat gives you."
          My Grandma:
          My cat:
          My Grandma: *flicks the light on*
          My Grandma: "it is a bug, a big one too!"
          Me: 
          My Cat:
          Me: "told you."
          
          All this happened this morning; just a little story to brighten your day with!

Happy Easter every one; sorry there will be no memes