@Slayflower That's a good one. I’d choose diarrhea, because if I exist, I’m not doing it quietly. I’d rather be something that disrupts everything, something you can’t ignore, something that leaves an impact before it’s gone, mweheheheh
Your stories are always so entertaining. You were sort of a staple of my routine back then. I never got tired of reading and re-reading whatever you wrote. <3