Hi! I'm a DSMP obsessed bitch who doesn't know shit. I use he/they/it pronouns. Just call me either River, Author (if it's my book), Bug, or Foxel! 

Favourite IRL characters: Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy, Schlatt, Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle, and Philza
Favourite cannon characters: Ranboo, Quackity, Fundy, Slime, Karl, and Technoblade (o7)
Favourite ships (not IRL): C!Dapduo, C!Beeduo, Skephalo
Favourite duos to write: Fundy/Yoghurt (his son), Dapduo,  and Appleduo (slime/schlatt)

I am always demotivated and lazy. Don't expect an upload schedule.

I also have a YouTube and an Ao3. Here are the links:
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@SlayyyyKingId1ot
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SlayyyyId1otKing
Yes, all my books are also on Ao3. 

Another random fact: I squawk like a bird when I'm happy. I also hum, purr, and whine like a dog as reactions to cute romantic stuff.  I say L when a book gets good, and predominately read at around midnight - dawn.
 
Have a great day, you lovely readers!