🌿OLIVE GARDEN🌿

I swear to golly I'm not lying when I say I was stepped on my the giant pretzel god 

BIGFOOT SPLOOGED ON HER CHEST

W H I P 
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When will god rise up to beat my ass with FRESH HOT RAMEN NOODLES 

I FIND BREATHING EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE, RACIST

I look like linguine boi

Try me bitch 

Neinn
          Don't read mah story
          It is absolutely bad and lame
          Plz dont dear god dont its bad
          U-uh...*throws pirates to her/him* 
          HAVE SOME SOLANGELO INSTEAD 

Anybody single and ready to fuck?

OKAY HEY