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I sent you this while I’m in pain in the school nurse. I love you country boi. 

Love you too hoe 

When someone is a catfish they’re shit like they aren’t anything Important you’re a wuss for that reason, a pussy for that reason sorry I’m a bitch sorry and I’m honest. But CATFISHING AND LYING OVER WEIGHS WHAT PEOPLE DO. No more no less. That’s what you get for lying to your past exes, past friends, and future friends and future lovers. 
          That’s what you get and in some literal sense you’re an actual ghost but not a friendly one. What I did was wrong. But WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS WORSE. Bye bye ghosty boy. Continue being your lying fishy self you pussy 

BINCH

Babe! Spin around you are 360 !! (Your followers)

You remember wen we met? 
          Bruh.
          Bruh bruh.
          Bruh bruh bruh.
          We never stoped saying that. 
          I love you bruh.
          Betty white and sliced bread still makes me think over night. 
          We had so much memories and still , running 2-3 years long. 
          We laugh over the dumbest things on the phone.
          The time wen I asked for pictures and I put yours and my head on Jack and Rose from Titanic. Or put our heads on the cast of Seinfeld cast. Or wen we were planing a fanfic of Spam and Sausage. You were gonna write it was I getting the pictures ready. 
          I'm your Crisco and I'll always be a Crisco. 

People don't know who Keelan is xD 
          Because it's my middle name I love it lol 

ded feesh 

It's raining men! 

It's raining