*Ahem*

Just allow me to straighten my tie...

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       Slendy - Slender Man
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⁝⁝⁝⁝⁝ ➻ Definitely faceless
⁝⁝⁝ ➻ "Slendy" >MAN<
⁝⁝⁝⁝⁝ ➻ Pansexual
⁝⁝⁝ ➻ Really tall, okay?
⁝⁝⁝⁝⁝ ➻ Kidnapping twig
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EJ wrote this bio, not you, slENDERp-

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"Oh God d*mnit, Jeff."

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"Woke up this morning
With a gun to my head
Somebody help me
She wants me dead"


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Countless missing bodies,
countless murders.

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Everyday I'm Slendering~


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Please leave the pages alone.
                         ...
You're being a bother...


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The children...

Eyeless Jack: @EmptyBlackSockets
Jeff:
Jane:
Laughing Jack:
Sally:
Smile:
Clockwork:
BEN:
Lost:
Masky:
Toby:
Hoodie:
*Sigh* Zalgo:
(Most likely forgetting someone, my apologies).

➻ Ask @EmptyBlackSockets or I to join the chilling family.


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I am proudly married to @EmptyBlackSockets - Please do stay away from him, I wouldn't want any violence to break out. And he can be...possessive, so try your best to stay away from me as well.


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•',- 
"You should escape,
Skip town.
No more excuses
Abandon ship, 
Or drown..."
-,'•
I don't abduct children,
for the record.

My hobbies really aren't
your business...
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