ʏbɒʜꙄ mi|Ꙅ

"I will find my black dildo and I will BEAT YOU WITH IT-"

"Cool, calm, just like my mom!
          With a couple of Valium inside her palm.
          It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve,
          Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves!
          I can't describe the vibe I get
          When I drive by six people and five I hit.
          Aw shit, I started a mosh pit!
          Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids!
          These shrooms make me hallucinate,
          Then I sweat 'til I start losin' weight.
          'Til I see dumb shit start happenin',
          Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again!
          So bounce, bounce, come on bounce!
          I said come on, bounce!
          Everybody in the house with a half an ounce,
          Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down.
          We don't bullshit, better ask around!
          D12 throws the bombest bash in town!
          Bizarre, your mom is passin' out,
          Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out!"

aRe YoU a FoReIgNeR?

@-MUTED-SCREAMS_ Slim was mostly just confused to be looking a mute chick in the eye with nothing to be said. Felt awkward. Weird. "Ey...! Deaf hoe or mutie?"

469 bitches on my lap ladies you know very well that this is a rap to put on in this time of final fudes with dudes and sHiT!

No one listen to my music anymore since MGK fucked me up on KillShot NoT!

Slim shady is BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

It would be SO cool if you could write a song about me!

IM SLIM MOTHERFUCKING SHADY

Alastair approaches Slim slowly, studying him.