JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A CROWDED WOOORLD. I KIND OF PACKED MY SHIT AWAY AND MOVED SOMEWHERE ELSE! *dada* 
TYPING HARD TO REFINE MY SKILLS. I HAVE INSOMNIA SO I TAKE SLEEPING PILLS. I ONLY GO OUTSIDE FOR, LIKE, TWENTY MINUTES A DAY.
I WILL WHINE WHEN I LOSE, ESPECIALY IF YOU BEAT ME ON SMASH BROS. THOUGH MY GAMING NEVER ENDS, I SUCK AT DONKEY KONG!
WRITERS TYPING ON THE INTERNET AND IT'S MOSTLY FANFICTION!!!!! DON'T STOP READING. THIS IS LITERALLY MY ONLY GOOD HOBBY. DADA I'VE BECOME TOO LAZY TO EVEN THINK OF THE REST OF THIS PARODY!!! *Epic guitar solo for 30 minutes*
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