Jolie Renee Slootier

HAHA I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME
          lol nah hi guys im back and I'm back with a new laptop B)

Dear followers;
          
          It has recently come to my attention that one of my most cherished stories that I have written that I'm actually proud of is actually a piece of garbage.
          Let me explain, it did not come to my attention until 6 solid minutes ago when I realized, looking through all of my characters, that they were all named off of girls from Dance Moms.
          I hate myself.
          Christi, Paige and Melissa.
          
          WHY HAS THIS NEVER COME TO MY ATTENTION BEFORE?????
          
          brb kilLING MYSELF

is it morally wrong to put ketchup on a tomato

seriously though I'm just sitting here with a tomato and crying bc I have writer's block again and I just want to wRITE

you don't know what sadness is until all you have for dinner is a tomato

I'm 99.9% sure I just broke my left butt cheek ;-; I was trying to be creative and cute while taking pictures of myself and um
          
          I was planning on sitting backwards on the edge of the bed and then everything was in slow motion and the next thing I know I smash my left ass cheek into the floor and bang my head against my TV
          
          I did all of this in the attempt of making a new profile picture

[whispers in ur ear]
          hey
          hey you
          you should recommend some accounts for me to follow bc I'm lonely and I want to make new friends and I'm too lazy to find some on my own

man do you ever just fuck yourself up with your own stories that you write??
          
          half of the stuff I write scares the shit out of me
          
          like I'm both impressed and terrified of myself
          
          is that bad??

[takes out a can of anti-weeb spray]
          
          [holds nose]
          
          [sprays the entirety of the hetalia fandom]
          
          [disintegrates into a puddle of shame and weebiness]

when I'm older I'm going to get a tattoo riiiight between my shoulder blades that reads
          """"""julIO GET THE STRETCH""""""