SlowestSnail

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SlowestSnail

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I was at this piano lesson with other players and my teacher was trying to tell me how to que them in
          Teacher: What should you give him
          Me: Head
          Shit
          I meant to say a nod or smth(ノಥ,_」ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

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One day in 5th grade we were on a field trip. On the bus, I was sitting next to this weird girl named Patty McBerry. For some fùæcking reason Patty was so excited about the trip. We were going go a fùæcking museum. What the actual fùæck WHO LIKES MUSEUMS THEY ARE SO FÙÆCKING BORING. Anyways, halfway through the trip, Patty McBerry started coughing viciously. She had a seizure due to fùæcking excitement. She was shaking from happiness for the rest of the ride. When we got there, Patty McBerry ran out of the bus faster than coronavirus spreads. She fainted because she was so excited, the tour guide had to hold Patty while he showed us around because too hyper. OuT oF nOwHeRe, Patty McBerry broke free and ran right to the Live Animal Section. She went to the Gorilla Enclosure and smushed her face against the cage. Then out of nowhere she starts climbing up the fùæcking wall. Patty McBerry jumoed into the enclosure and tackled the gorilla out of excitement. The gorilla ate Patty and she died.
          
          Source: Youtube