SlusheeQueen

lmao ik it's been like a year but i accidentally just checked my notifs and i had 2.6k sooo

SlusheeQueen

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John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch is so fucking funny so here have some quotes and/or song lyrics:
          “Man with mustache! We respect you!”
          “Grandma’s Got a Boyfriend”
          “Cause life ain’t a cruise ship, it’s a boat without a rudder”
          “I thought he was the 323 number?” “No that’s Bo Burnham.”
          “Do Flowers Exist at Night?”
          “I drew a stick figure of a lady with breasts” (algebra song)
          *opera singing* *a gong*
          “Do you have any nightmares that you remember Jonah?” “It was about a witch. She came to the house and she made all the electric go away”
          “Well, I don’t wanna bring the room down, but i think my biggest fear is dying in my sleep…checkmate!”
          “What’s lore?”
          and many others!!

SlusheeQueen

ALSO “You know once you keep your eyes peeled you’ll see crying white ladies all over new york city. often in expensive workout gear or hospital scrubs.”
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