Probably the sanest person on the planet right now, I am the ruler of all things awesome. 
Possibly a slight over exaggeration. Anyway, welcome to my lair. 
The soul-collecting box is on the right, my electronic control center (or computer, whatever floats your boat, frank) is on the left. I love horror, creepypastas, and I know things that would make you jump off a cliff. 
Enjoy JtHM, Invader Zim, anime, manga, vocaloid, reading, writing, blah blah...
I am a paranoid, cautiously optimistic person. 
You could be a very decent guy, anon. 
Or a serial killer rapist. 
If you're the latter get da hell outta here. 

Friends? Maybe? NAH......
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