SlyJester626

To those who missed my humor rejoice, I have returned to once again plague countless works with my unwanted yet hilarious (debatable) commentary. If ya didn't notice I was gone, disregard this message, and if ya preferred a Wattpad without my fuckery too bad.

SlyJester626

Someone should write a murder mystery/thriller book based in medieval times centered around court jesters. Cause honestly, no one ever expects the fool. If I don't find one, I'll do it myself, probably, someday.

CrisisAtMidnight

@SlyJester626 hmm. yeah, that WOULD be interesting! I hope to see something like that someday.
            
            Well, for now, I’m gonna go relax for a bit! No electronics, just silence. *slips away and pulls out computer*
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SlyJester626

Serious question for y'all. If holding hands is lewd, would a pinky promise be the equivalent of "just the tip"?

SlyJester626

@-_Jotaro_-  Ah so it also has extra steps. Well then, thanks for clearing this up for me.
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-_Jotaro_-

@SlyJester626 exactly a pinky promise all so come with promise it not just holding 
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SlyJester626

And now I begin Elden Ring. Wish me luck lads.

THATGUYYT1

@SlyJester626 Good...It’s supposed to be
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THATGUYYT1

@SlyJester626 Luck will not help you
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SlyJester626

Happy Valentines my dears! I love ya all, and to those who spend this day alone (like me) extra love for you. Get drunk, shoot your shot, and get drunker if it doesn't work out. Just have fun, that special someone is out there, maybe closer than ya think, better not leave too much room behind ya just in case, and make sure to check in closets and under the bed. Mwah, much love guys! 

SlyJester626

Huh, I dunno about these new pics, feel more steampunky than clowny. Opinions?

SlyJester626

@SmolEmoBean8675 ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
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Bro_IDK_123

Oh and thanks for the follow
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SlyJester626

Bananas, Rotat e.

patrykus05

@SlyJester626 are you sure about that?
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