Greetings homosapiens of Sol-3. I am known to you mortals by many names but you may call me Slyther458 or Endgame38. If you are reading this then it means one of three things, one: you are a truly gifted individual capable of finding me, two: you know someone who is gifted enough to find me and in their wisdom told you of me, or three: you are a completely unique person like whom there is no other in all of existence. 

If it is number one then I congratulate you on your intellectual prowess. If it is number two then I congratulate you on befriending someone of great intellectual prowess. If it was number three then I congratulate you on being the only you in all of existence and encourage you to continue in your uniqueness; never stop being you and never become someone else, there’s only one you, making you irreplaceable.