Sm0lb3tch

OKAY UPDATE ON MY TUMBLR SITUATION
          
          So if you didn't know, my account got hacked by a scammer
          
          However, I got it back! :D
          
          Contemplating on if I should ho back to my old account or not

Just a heads up to anyone following me on tumblr:
          
          My old account got because someone accidentally reported me, so now my tumblr account is just Sm0lb3tch_

Please post fics about the kamado twins au I would love to read it but it's okay take your time cause well you have a lot of fics that are being updated. Just a little suggestion because I want more of the au :>

Whoever of you dickless bastards put my "The Child of Darkness" and "Fluttering Shadows" fanfics into your "Giyutan" (EW) reading list, count your fucking days.

I normally don't judge what reading lists yall put my fanfics in
          
          But some fuckass added my "Child of Darkness" fanfic (in which Muzan raised baby Tanjirou) into a reading list with the name "Mutan" (ship name for Muzan x Tanjirou)
          
          What is wrong with you, whoever you are.

I sent a video about gay disney characters to my friend who I haven't talked to in two months with no context for no reason lol

Guys, sometimes in my native language a cousin more distant than a second cousin is called "Sugar cousin"
          
          It's not exactly common, but I've heard people use it before

I think my sister is in her "I'm not like other girls" phase

A lovely conversation I had qith my dear mother ten minutes ago:
          
          Mom: "Today is the last day those pancakes are good, so you'll have to eat them all today."
          
          Me: "Got it. Dad's message seemed like an order lol."
          
          Mom: "It was. You'll eat every single one of those pancakes or you won't go to bed. And if you do, you'll wake up in the middle of the night with me standing next to your bed with those pancakes."
          
          Me: "Okay, lol."
          
          Mom: "Like how you've woken me up before."
          
          Me: "What?"
          
          Mom: "You were around three, and I woke up in the middle of the night with you standing next to our bed on my side like in a horror movie. You didn't even say anything, you just stood there and stared at me."
          
          Me: "Oh lol, sorry."
          
          Mom: "I couldn't see anything and I had just woken up, and I see this figure just standing next to me. You scared me so badly I nearly karate chopped you."

Real things my friend has said:
          
          "I want glow in the dark boobs."
          
          And
          
          "I ate five homeless people because I thought they were watermelons."