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When I see someone taller than me (Im 5'5") I'm like "Yo big man, Wanna fight." like, to assert dominance. But when I see someone shorter than me I go "Ahaha Baby Man, Lil baby man. Gonna go suck on your moms tit? I already did."
Anyways, Wanna hear about that time where the hetero girls found out i'm a lesbo and they all started slapping my ass and flirting with me for a month?