Let's go to Paris and Amsterdam and Africa and Brazil and Korea and Madagascar and Narnia and Hogwarts and Camp Half-Blood and the Bermuda Triangle together on a ship and sail through the seas because I said so, and you do what I say.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIING. I dunno how to do this describing myself thing, so if you really wanna know me, peewoop peewoop bleep bloop bleep

Hmmm, what else? I'm not the most pleasant person you'll know, but I have my moments, so don't be scared little orange people. 

RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRR, I'm a pink tiger with a blue butt.

and and and and
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention.
AU REVOIR MES AMIES
that's all from me