WARNING: the following content is intended for an immature audience and may contain crazy or childish ramblings.
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The majority of my life is spent in a magical bubble where the only inhabitants are characters from the most amazing books, movies, cartoons, myths, comics, and imaginings of my mind. I invite you to join, all you have to do is read my stories and pass my weirdness test. On a scale of 1 to dragonized chihuahua you must be at least a three-legged chicken.

×I am held captive by my over active imagination and it rocks!
×I accept constructive criticism gladly but I don't tolerate meaners!
×I AM A JESUS FREAK AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!
×My grandma calls me strange... I try, I really try ;)
×Batman is, and always will be, better than Spiderman! (not that there is anything wrong with Spidy, Bats is just better)
×Bullying is NOT cool people...not unless you're referring to 'cool' as in the temperature in which case it is extremely cool... like an icicle through your heart </3

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-----██----- I believe in God and that He sent His Son, Jesus, so that we may be saved and join Him in the kingdom of heaven :)♥

For those of you that are curious: I don't call myself 'Smartie' because I think I'm smart, I do it because it's a play on my actual name... I am not smart enough to be known as a smartiepants...just so we're clear :)
  • A dark place I call my mind
  • JoinedJuly 24, 2013



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