A(nti)-Social Asshole

Hi hello yes, I'm gonna attempt to become active here once more. Idk what imma do, but imma try cuz I haven't been on here for more than a few minutes since like October 
          
          So yee, I'm back 

GUYS THERES A THRIFT STORE LIKE 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE AND ITS AS MANY BOOKS AS YOU CAN FIT IN A PLASTIC WALMART BAG FOR $5 AND IM CRYING CUZ I JUST GOT 19 BOOKS FOR $10
          
          BIG BRAIN TIME LETS GOOOOOOO

Hey, honey are you okay,  haven't heard from you in awhile just checking in

Hi, I'm a poly pansexual disaster and I hope you like burnt brownies cuz I can't bake

THIS IS A HYDRATION CHECKPOINT-
          
          If you are seeing this in your notifications, get yo ass up and drink sum water.
          Remember, you either Hydrate or Diedrate

Did i forget about wattpad for a  solid week?
          Yep.
          
          Am I gonna casually ignore the 381 notifications I got?
          You bet your ass I'm gonna.

You know, I wish I could prove to people that being Bi isn't a phase, but it was.....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          It was the phrase that lasted 6 years and ended when I realized I'm actually Pan, I just never dated someone that wasn't cis or trans till recently then I was like, "woah... I like this a lot"

Me: *orders food on postmates*
          
          Also me: *impatiently stalks the driver the entire 30 somethin minutes it takes till he delivers my food*
          
          
          
          Ik it's not just me, right?

Deer Dance by System Of A Down sounds like a fucking descent into madness and I'm living for it

As a pansexual who really just likes anyone who identifies as female, I just gotta come clean on one thing...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I only listen to rock bands with female singers for the p l o t-
          
          
          S t o p c o m i n g a f t e r m e i m n o t T H A T g a y