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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the invader zim alien so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I read an issue I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Zim. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zim's tight alien zussy. I want him to have my mutant human/alien babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbor's lizard. I'd dressed him in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my comics. I might not ever get to see Zim again.