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Twolegs: Can talk forever about how hot their crush is (although I could)
Warrior Cats: Can pose a really good argument that Scourge is hotter

Twolegs: Think cats go to Heaven
Warrior Cats: Know that cats go to StarClan if they've defended their Clan or home well, but to the Dark Forest if they had ever spat upon the Warrior Code

Twolegs: Have never heard of StarClan
Warrior Cats: Know that StarClan was made by God

Twolegs: Think cats belonging to Clans without owners is preposterous
Warrior Cats: Want to be in or are already in a Clan

Twolegs: Play catch
Warrior Cats: Play mossball

Twolegs: Call them inches, feet, yards, and meters
Warrior Cats: Call them mouselengths, taillengths, foxlengths, and treelengths

Twolegs: Call them months
Warrior Cats: Call them moons

Twolegs: Call them dumb or stupid
Warrior Cats: Call them mousebrains or frogbrains

Twolegs: Think all, if any, cats have nine lives
Warrior Cats: Know that only Clan leaders do

Twolegs: Call baby cats kittens
Warrior Cats: Call them kits

Twolegs: Call female cats tabbies, or just 'girls'
Warrior Cats: Call them she-cats

Twolegs: Think this is mousebrained
Warrior Cats: Want to start reading the Warrior series and post this on their profile, too!