I am trash; undertale trash, rp trash, and just trash in general! Please save me!
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When life gets you down, write a lemon! Hahaha! No. 
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If you remove five penguins from my penguin army, how many penguins do I have left? Negative five. Because I didn't even have five penguins from the beginning. I need to get my shit together, God.
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You can't spell "Max" without several letters from my name. Wait... Never mind, my name has none of those letters, I take it back, I take it back!-
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They say curiosity killed the cat... I'm always curious, and I like to think myself as a cat.. Why aren't I dead yet? Oh, wait.. Satisfaction brought it back, okay, now that makes more sense. 
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