SmolEmoChild_666

jeSus i’m gone for 6 days and i got 400 notifications goddamn XD

SmolEmoChild_666

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goddamn 111 followers wow. thank you everyone. been a hell of a ride, huh? yall are so nice to me too smh i love yall. sorry i can’t come up with a whole ass speech abt how amazing you all are, but i suck at words lol

SmolEmoChild_666

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so there’s been this big ass spider thats been stalking me for a month now and i finally killed that son of a bitch. it was hiding in the fucking vents for a month and when i first saw it i didn’t have any bug spray and i couldn’t just smash it cuz i’m really damn short. so the fucker just hid in the vents for a month and i finally got some bug spray and killed the bastard

SmolEmoChild_666

@abbacchioslefttiddy bc i’ll gladly pull a rohan 
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SmolEmoChild_666

hey all. i have some really bad news. my pet prickles just died. i had him for almost a year, and he came with me when i moved. he was there for me when others couldn’t be. he was the best goddamn moon cactus anyone could ask for, and i was proud to call him mine. but here’s the thing- i don’t think it was a normal death. i believe it was a murder.

SmolEmoChild_666

that bourgeois bastard
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SmolEmoChild_666

i just know it had to be jeff
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SmolEmoChild_666

i bet it was that little bastard jeff. he was always jealous of my beloved prickles. jeff is my other cactus btw. jeff always seemed the troubled type.
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SmolEmoChild_666

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is anyone else super fucking lonely right now?

FrogsCantFly

@SmolEmoChild_666 I forgot what friends were
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SmolEmoChild_666

so how’s everyone’s quarantine going?

SmolEmoChild_666

ooh sounds like you guys are having the time of your lives
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CLIFF_FALLING

@SmolEmoChild_666 I feel dead inside. In other words like you
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