Hey, I'm just sort of here, but I'm. Here, I guess?

I have plenty of oc's that I have nothing to do with, so if you message me, you better get ready for stories, because I write long ass stories, maybe even longer than that if I get into it.

Think I'm joking?
Howdareyou-

I have written a 6000 character story to a friend of mine in the Inbox before, fight me bro.

I say and write weird shit, prepare yourselves.

Am I to be questioned?
No.

Can I be questioned?
Yes.

For anyone's information, I'm usually up at absurd times in the morning, I'm in the Central Time zone, but if messaged, I'll get back to you at like, 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

About me: Asexual, male, has a girlfriend

That's about it from me, see you whenever.