I'll have you know Colin Greenwood is the most perfect man on earth and we are all made to serve him. we are made to bask in his light while cleaning his shoes and lighting his cigarettes. Rule No.1 is you thank Colin for whatever he does to you, even if it means death. You thank him for glancing at you, even. His beautiful arched nose and deep set eyes are only gifted to gods such as himself. do not ever question his credibility or his character. I am and always will be a Colin Greenwood supporter until the day he sends me to see the pearly gates.
