SmollestOfTehSmol

Okay
          	stORY TIME GUYSSSSSF,FHDSVDMH,j
          	So I switched from my private Christian school to a public highschool
          	And there was this guy named Lucas.
          	He's s c a r y.
          	He used to stalk me and my friends and he was really creepy in general. I do feel bad because he has some form of autism (his mom's a heavy drinker and that affected Lucas and his brother, Jordan, but Jordan's actually nice and not super stalker-y)  but there are some things that people shouldn't have to deal with for their own sake.
          	More on that in a minute I guess.
          	So this guy's creepy and stalkery and he's one of the main reasons I left my old school.
          	Anyway, today I had freshman orientation
          	But guess w h a t
          	GUESS WHAT
          	
          	LUCAS WAS THERE
          	Which is wEiRd
          	because
          	1) he's a grade above me, so maybe he was held back?
          	2) he hadn't been planning on switching
          	sO I had a panic attack
          	An actual, full-fledged panic attack where I felt like I was gonna puke or cry or fall over
          	And I ended up in the wrong touring group but eventually I found my group so wE gOoD
          	Apparently my panic was very obvious because some guy was like "u goOd?"
          	So we got along pretty well
          	he's super nice
          	and he's an absolute tANK
          	He's gonna take wrestling this year and he's pretty built (not really muscular but he b u i l t)
          	So I have a bodyguard now
          	He's actually super nice, his name's Robert
          	He's gonna protecc me and my friend from all the bullies and L u c a s

SmollestOfTehSmol

Okay
          stORY TIME GUYSSSSSF,FHDSVDMH,j
          So I switched from my private Christian school to a public highschool
          And there was this guy named Lucas.
          He's s c a r y.
          He used to stalk me and my friends and he was really creepy in general. I do feel bad because he has some form of autism (his mom's a heavy drinker and that affected Lucas and his brother, Jordan, but Jordan's actually nice and not super stalker-y)  but there are some things that people shouldn't have to deal with for their own sake.
          More on that in a minute I guess.
          So this guy's creepy and stalkery and he's one of the main reasons I left my old school.
          Anyway, today I had freshman orientation
          But guess w h a t
          GUESS WHAT
          
          LUCAS WAS THERE
          Which is wEiRd
          because
          1) he's a grade above me, so maybe he was held back?
          2) he hadn't been planning on switching
          sO I had a panic attack
          An actual, full-fledged panic attack where I felt like I was gonna puke or cry or fall over
          And I ended up in the wrong touring group but eventually I found my group so wE gOoD
          Apparently my panic was very obvious because some guy was like "u goOd?"
          So we got along pretty well
          he's super nice
          and he's an absolute tANK
          He's gonna take wrestling this year and he's pretty built (not really muscular but he b u i l t)
          So I have a bodyguard now
          He's actually super nice, his name's Robert
          He's gonna protecc me and my friend from all the bullies and L u c a s

SmollestOfTehSmol

MmM
          So hi
          sorry for just kinda
          disappearing on and off
          and i reread all my older post thingies and they're very stupid so dont mind me
          aNYWAY
          Im here to selfishly promote my Sally Face AU
          Its somewhere in my works
          I think and hope and pray that it's alright and I hope y'all think so, too
          Just thought I'd put this out there, like a selfish b
          and just
          
          yeah
          
          
          love y'all, sorry for being a burden, bye

SmollestOfTehSmol

I have an idea (use it if you like, its not full-fledged or anything)
          What if
          Instead of two undeniably straight people turning gay for each other
          It was two undeniably gay people turning straight for each other?
          
          
          Showerthoughtsbro

SmollestOfTehSmol

EXACTLY
            Thats why I'm considering but probably will just leave it for some brave soul who wants to try that
            I dont consider myself homophobic in the least
            cus it doesnt really matterrrr
            cus all your sexuality affects is wHo YoU dO
            not wHo YoU aRe
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AlexReality

@SmollestOfTehSmol that sounds very interesting and I would like it but I think a lot of people would interpret it as homophobic and some sort of conversion story, which is such a double standard because why can people figure out that they’re gay but not that they’re straight! And why is straight the “default”! I could rant for hours about this stuff but I’m going to stop here
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