Lee from The Tea Shop

Y’all I, back for like three days. It’s been so long. I shall try to upload a fic but I don’t want to leave y’all on a awful cliff hanger, though I probably will anyways.

BESTIEEE it's been so long!! How are you?? :)
          *Istg, I've been such a horrible friend for not being online as much--- I'm so sorry-*

If I turn out a different person after this post please know it was this fics fault entirely https://archiveofourown.org/works/34816549/  everyone is saying it's the best so I will give it a shot, looks good. See you on the other side!

Egg… 
          Wei ying: wow! Your sword is looking great today! 
          Lan Zhan: yeah I guess… 
          *both glance at bichen*
          *wei ying looking a little to intensely for a little too long at bichen* 
          Lan zahn: *waves hand in front of him* Wei yang!
          Wei Ying: 
          Lan zahn: *starts sweating profusely from nervousness* heh heh yea-yeah, why the face wei ying? 
          Wei ying:

:3 ii 4M iiN tH3 MiiDL3 0F r34DiiNG h0M3STUCK, iiT'2 pR3TTY g00D 20 f4R! ii mii%3D DiiFr3NT tR0LL2 tYPiiNG sTYL32 4ND iiT'2 pR3TTY fUN t0 u23!

CRACK AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE WRITTEN EVER

Welcome back too, my friend really likes to LITERALLY CHOKE ME and don't forget expose me in every way and jokes about me thinking about suicide! Yaa!

Hiya Eggy! 
          
          HRU? 
          
          I'm good..!

So ummmmmmmm.... I have a slightly HUDGE problem, so let me tell you my story you'll see why this is bad in the end, so like I saw my Dad's tooth paste and it looked really cool and it just looked like tooth paste of the futer honestly plus his teeth are super white so I was like "You know what, it's night time I need to brush my teeth anyways why not?" so I brushed my teeth with it, and no joke my teeth looked like 6x whiter just from one brushing. Then I went and got a big cup of ice water and sat down next to Dad on the couch and was like "I think I should get a tube of your tooth paste" "Why?" "Well it just looks cool" so I didn't let on that I tried it because Dad doesn't like when we tough his stuff (especially when I try to steal his hat off his head) so then he was like "Well that stuff is prescription and it is made out of real fluoride so I can't wash my mouth and I can't eat or drink for the rest of my night because fluoride is dangerous to ingest"  so I was staring at the water in my hand and in my head I was like Ooooooohh shit..... I'm SO screwed. So I made up a excuse got out of there spit out everything tried to throw it back up (the parts that might have went down) and washed my teeth with regular tooth paste. Anyways after all that my stomach REALLY hurts and I don't know what to do and the pain isn't getting any better, plus when my tongue touches my teeth it feels weird. So now I'm screwed.

I'm going to change what my account looks like so all my fanfiction acounts and manga accounts look the same so if someone sees my account somewhere else they will know it's me. But Don't worry it's still me.