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YO, SNAIL SLAYER! 
          I need to ask you a favor... Remember when you did all the grammar check on my old book " cats and dogs a Neko atsume story "? Well I have this friend named @LilisRealm  and she is sort of bad at grammar she published her book today and I love it but the grammar is horrible, so I was wondering if you could do the same thing for her too! We are both in fifth grade and she is one of my personal friends so can you do it? Please?

"You are a gay furry that doesn't like guys"
          2k17-my friends.
          
          It sorta makes sense it guess
          
          Wtf is my life really

Your comment on my "Pokemon shippings book" for "antibubbleshipping" was HILARIOUS! I can't stop laughing at that, it's priceless! XD Thanks for making my day over 9,000 times better X3 

Alright 
          I'm probably going to make a story in a script style format;
          Charecter:*runs away* catch me gurl 
          Cat: no
          Yeah like that
          So you children can get a easy quick little story from me when I'm busy/lazy~
          
          How's that sound?

Ok so...I don't remember anything about my animal crossing story...so yeah. I will have to start a new one...
          
          I was thinking Pokémon, but should it be wild Pokémon only, or like trainers with talking Pokémon? Someone give me ideas

Ok so a lot has happened.
          I need to change my name, because I now have pet snails

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No

I like snails don't slay them :-(