@SnakeUnderA1nfluence
I’m so fucking sorry to the people really in tune to my story but I have to end it- maybe I’ll revive it like the hit song WAP but I don’t know- again I’m sorry
So uh lots happened yk- injured my back pretty badly hurts to move but it iz what it iz my obsession with mc is coming back- hell yeah and spring break is almost here- doin pretty good
@SnakeUnderA1nfluence OH NOOOO BB GET BETTER SOON </3 dont worry my honey sweetie baby boo you're gonna be OK <33
Changed my pfp again
@SnakeUnderA1nfluence I... dunno... maybe... a cutie like u would be something of wonders...
Manatreed is just a random ass guy
Yo Covid fuckin sucks
I always get fleshlight instead flashlight while reading
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Do you fail no nut November if you never nut but still have sex?
no. in fact, if you don't finish and they do they're your bitch, not the other way around.
Just got the hottest fuckin photo of me ever literally creaming dude
He stands above you as he watches you wither and crumble to the floor. A sadistic grin falling onto his face. “Wanna play another round?” A poker chip precariously dances between fingers. “Maybe the deck will be in your favor.” For a deal with the devil is always intoxicating. (Doesn’t relate to the story just getting back into it cuz Highschool been kickin my ass)
“A robber is breaking into a mansion when he hears,
‘Jesus is watching you!’
He turns around to see a Grey Parrot in its cage, happily chirping.
“Oh.” He laughs. “It‘s just you. I thought you were another person.”
“And I thought you were a bear!” The parrot exclaims cheerfully.
“Wow! You speak really well for a parrot! What’s your name?”
“Thanks! My name is Alfred!”
“Alfred‘s a funny name for a parrot. No offense.”
“None taken! Though Jesus is a funny name for a guard dog, too.”