So. You want to know about me?  Let's see:

-I'm a girl who plays generally male-associated instruments, your problem?
-My nickname is Bari, since I play the baritone saxophone, or bari sax
-I love music.  It is my life
-I play clarinet, bass clarinet, saxophone, bari sax, trumpet, guitar, and piano, but my main instrument is alto sax
-I'm in my school's jazz ensemble and select band, and struggling to earn a good rep as the only girl saxophonist in both
-I'm a very antisocial person.  I would rather practice music alone than hang with my friends
-I'm going into eighth grade
-I love reading. Some of my faves are:
Anything by Rick Riordan
Cecelia Ahern books
Lord of the Rings
-<3 the Avengers (Hawkeye)
-I hate sexist people who assume that because I'm a girl I can't play saxophone or trumpet and expect me to love dresses and makeup and gossip
-I'm a blond, and hate the 'dumb blond' stereotype; I'm not stupid, and my hair color doesn't change that
-I love playing chess
-I only listen to lyricless jazz, pop, rock, heavy metal and classical music, basically everything but rap and country
-1D, Taylor Swift, Beach Boys, Big Phat Band: my favorite bands/artists 
-Horseback riding and cross country running
-Free time? What's that?
-My message to idiots: "Do not talk.  You lower the I.Q. of the entire street."
"Jazz isn't a style of music, it's a style of life"