I'm heading out soon to go work the spotlight for this Shrek musical, but one of the parents to this kid that's in the cast is some religious freak and threatened our director because there's a crossdressing wolf on stage and the fairy god mother says she's a scientologist (literally one time) so now the fairy god mother is an archeologist (which I think is better purely because I like archeology) and the crossdressing wolf and just a wolf and that pissed me off.
So as a trans ftm I'll be wearing my top hat and bowtie, and I'll be trying to pin up my hair to make it look like a "man's hair cut" purely just to piss this chick off.
Also it's a Shrek musical and I want to dress up anyways lmao, so my top hat is going to be covered in buttons (because buttons ❤️) and I'll be wearing a spool sash (which is literally a belt with spools of thread attached to it) Idc if I just work the spotlight, I'ma dress up lmao