Flailing procrastinator with perfectionist tendencies.

Momma to one four-legged-fiend who attempts to convert me into a breather of nitrogen and methane regularly. Keep them windows open.

Sleep walking is a serious problem, the neighbours are becoming concerned. I found my slipper full of water in the shower one morning. The furniture in my room had all been rearranged on another. I hide my knives in a cupboard... just in case.