Elfie

I am going to hurt whoever is running Doodle Champion Island Games. There is no plausible way that team Green gained over 210,000,000 in the hour that I was gone from the game doing driving practice. It must have been hacked. Team Green was in last place for the last 6 days, and had about less than half the amount of the team in first place, on average, throughout those six days. In no world could the team have gotten that much, that fast. I have been working my butt off these last 6 days in the competitive field, I even got my team to the 140,000,000 point mark. I would be fine if team green got those points fair and square, but no minigame could get the team 210,000,000 points - not even if every member from around the globe stopped whatever they were doing to play. Nobody seems to know it's happening - I can't find messages of it anywhere! If this doesn't get fixed, I'm going to lose it. We have about 2 days left in the competition, and I am not about to lose to the team with an idiot hacker.

Theory: Every creative mind has, on some level, depression.
          
          Evidence: Only a person who can say they hate the world their in, would ever try to imagine a different world.

Now that school has officially come to a close, it is time for the dreaded... summer reading... Just saying it out loud is enough to make any soul quake in fear.
          
          Oh, and I may be online more often. That, too.

Oh well! It was worth a try. The rp has been un-published.

It has been four months, and not a single person has submitted a form for the wings of fire roleplay I made. In 24 hours from now, I will be deleting it. Leaving it there would just be a waste of space.

Me at the end of Critical role C2 episode 138: F̴̳̼̎̀̎̓ ̴̞͉̥̘͛̈́E̴̫̰̤̤͐͂̈́̚ ̷̹̫̽Á̸͎̟̈́̌ͅ ̶̠̘̻̈́̒̒R̷̢̫̬̠͛͒̿̇  H̶͉̑ ̵̠͂̈́̉̍O̶̩͖̞̎̈́͋ ̶̛̬̳ͅL̵̘̲͌̀̈ ̷͓̪̯̊̏Y̸͈̖̭̏ ̴̖̯̬͐ ̴̗͎̙́ͅĆ̷̦͈̖̲̉ ̶̋ͅR̷̢̦̒̊ ̸̪̍̌̒A̶͙̪͠ ̴̛̦̓̍͘P̵̹̼̀̀̌̑ ̴̹̥͍̣̇͗̋ ̷̭̙̚͘͝,̷͈̹̩̫̌̒̿ ̶̼́̇ ̸͖̱̹̩̀S̴̖͓̼̍͝ ̸͖͉͗Ȍ̷̹͓ ̵̯̟͍̯͝ ̴͎͝M̶̺͑ͅ ̵̖͙̼̃U̶͓͓̟͕͝ ̸̜͇̖͂̃̕C̶͎̫̘͈̄͒̈ ̵̣̝̯̌̊̀͘H̶̗̳͆̆ͅ ̸̭̰̞̥̓̒̊̍ ̴͕̰͂̆͌̒F̶͇͉̌ ̸̡̛͌E̴̖͚̥͒̐͐͝ ̴̱̙͚͆͛̐͝ͅÃ̴͍͉̱͋́ ̵̮͇̣̊͗R̴̲͇̋͒͠

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Happy Birthday, Lisa Silverman! (Also, May the Fourth be with you)

This is going to sound really weird if you haven't been caught up on Critical Role, but...
          
          Artagan has a fursona. Artagan has a fursona. ARTAGAN HAS A FURSONA.