"Welcome,"she says in a deep voice, as the Wattpad user looks at her account,"to SnowIsColdRain."

Her voice returns to normal and she says,"Yes, I know that seems like a weird username. Just move on from that. I'd like to say first, if you a reading this I doubt you'll stay around for the whole shebang. Probably cause I said 'shebang.'"

SnowIsColdRain then clears her throats and looks to you,"You may be wondering why I am writing this in a book form. The answer is simple. Because I felt like it. Problem?"

She waits for an answer. She blinks several times, and decides it's time to move on. "Okay, I should tell you a bit about myself. But for safety purposes, I will not say name, address, school, or state. Other things about myself will be mentioned. I'm 15, and American. I like to read, and the books are definitely better than the movies."

Pulls out a couple charts, pictures, large word documents, and diagrams."These are the fandoms I am in- Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Sherlock, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Star Wars, Star Trek, Pokémon, and Marvel. I have no favorite character out of all fandoms, but a favorite character per fandom. For times sake, I won't go into my favorite characters. Any other things you would like to know about me, imaginary person I'm talking to cause I'll never have any followers?"

SnowIsColdRain looks around the theoretical room. She puts all her charts, pictures, word documents, and diagrams into her suitcase. She puts her pet Bowtruckle on her shoulder. She straightens the mockingjay pin that lays on her Ravenclaw robes, and looks toward the door. Standing there is the entrance to her Tardis, which she steps into. Her Poke-balls sit on some wooden shelves, beside them lightsabers. She smiles, and looks to the Bowtruckle on her shoulder. She puts on a deerstalker. Then, SnowIsColdRain, sits on the floor of the Tardis, pulls out her phone, and begins to read.