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Life Update: Bees got into my mom's house, and they are the aggressive kind. I am scared to leave my room.
You see, those bees have been in my mom's backyard for as long as I can remember, they live in a trailer behind the house which is -- unfortunately -- close to the house. They are so aggressive that, a few years ago, when some people were trying to do work on our roof, they attacked them and refused to do any work until they were gone. We hired somebody to smoke them out, which worked, heading to the attic of a neighbor's that we -- mutually -- aren't on good terms with. But when we started a bonfire close to the house, the smoke had the bees move back into the trailer.
Anyways, present day, I was writing a chapter when I heard screaming coming from the laundry room, connected to the kitchen. Opening my door and went to see what was happening, and it turns out, someone that I will call Mom's Friend, came running in, and it turns out that he was getting attacked by bees and some came in through the backdoor.
The good news is that we believe to kill most of the bees. Neutral news, we don't know if there is still one flying around in the house. Bad news, there's a hoard of aggressive bees flying around in the backyard.
Here's a tip to kill bees: Spray them will Walmart's Great Value Fabuluos. Not only will it wet their wings to make them unusable, but it will also kill them if drenched too much; just spray the sucker multiple times until it stops moving.
I currently have a hair towel on my head in fear that one might fly into it and sting my neck. The reason why is because, about a year ago, I was walking the dogs with my sister when I felt something in my hair. So, I flicked my hair and felt something graze my neck and it started to burn. Looking around, it turned out that there was a wasp in my hair and its stinger grazed my neck.
So, (real life) if you see me running away from wasps or bees, it is mainly because I don't want them in my hair and get stung.
