"I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do."

"Remember. When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the motherfucker."

"If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."

"Out the way world, I've got my sassy pants on today."

"Real women are classy, strong, independent, loyal, and loveable, and one thing about them is they know they deserve better."

"Congratulations on being an awful bitch who is oblivious to the fact that no one likes you."