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"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH I'M DEPARTURE SIIIIIGHHHH" -Soap 2024
          
          Famous words
          
          /j

I lied, I finished the shit post and I might post it when I have better internet
          
          (Also sorry if u see this message 3 times, I only have 1 bar on LTE and it disappears sometimes, so it's probably messing it up)

I keep opening the app to see it says I have 4 notifications but there isn't anything new?? And then when I clear it, close and open the app, and look again, it's there again??? What the flip, why is my Wattpad tweaking guys... 

hwksgeihsjegskhwkshwjsj.......

I'm probably not going to finish that shitpost for a while, actually

My sister is playing Undertale and she asked why there’s an egg in the dating menu thing and it immediately reminded me of the man behind the tree that gives you the egg. New theory guys………….. /j

He as in my dad bc I wasn’t very clear

Oh also, I recently found out I’m not neurotypical /srs
          
          Shocking, I know!!!!!!!!! /j /sarc
          
          Recently as in literally yesterday
          
          
          
          
          
          Istg I saw this coming from a mile away, I SAW THE SIGNS!!!!!!!!!! But I can’t give myself all the credit (that’s stupid) because my first therapist was the one who wanted to test me for it, it was on my IEP, my parents said it was a bit common on my dad’s side (I think????? Somehow he is like- God because he’s the only one who doesn’t have it and is literally so magical) and I had shown signs of it since I was in elementary (no, I did not grow out of it, I am not a big Soap).
          
          
          
          
          
          
          They put me on teh peels!!!!!!!!!! /hj
          
          help

I legit post like Alphys does istg

I might also come back to post some stories because I’m almost done with one, but I’m nervous to post it because idk if ppl with think it’s cringe and attack me??? It’s literally just an UT shitpost
          
          For context, there’s no ships or weird crap, it’s literally just because there’s au characters in it
          
          
          That’s one way I’ve changed- before this
          
          I started not absolutely hating Au’s
          
          Damn, I’ve been so ignorant this whole time about everything.