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My birthday is on Monday, I'm so excited :33

Hi gang!!! 3 days until my birthday!!! (I think??? Idk I can't count /lh /hj)

Somebody will get jumped, bc why the HELL would an Atheist aka ME call someone a Satanist for not liking God??? :sob:
          
          THAT WAS LIKE MY ENTIRE PERSONAL BRAND :SOB: MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
          
          Like buddy, then I would be a Satanist??? What??? Why would I even care Abt that kinda stuff like that when I also hate God :broken-heart:
          
          BUDDY U TOLD US URSELVES THAT U WERE A SATANIST :broken-heart: MAKE IT MAKE SEEEENSEEEE
          
          The certain somebody (you know who you are) who said this, DNI. U are banned from Soap land

Skibidi!!! 

NOLI TODAY

Hii :3

Sp*wnism (the flipping cult) has me crashing TF out, THEY'RE LIT G WORDING KIDS INTO JOINING AND THEY'RE DOING ALL THESE BAD THINGS TO THEMSELVES :broken-heart: WTF MAN

It's not even a religion??? It's literally a cult. "WhAt's ThE DiFfErEnCe???" OK MAN LOOK, THERE'S A FINE LINE, THAT IT'S SO GOD DAMN OBVIOUSLY. Religions don't tell you to hurt yourself or others??? That's what cults do :sob:. There are SO many bad things that cults do and I can literally see it all in this spawn cult, heck, IT'S LITERALLY CALLED A CULT IN THE GAME. And these are like teenagers that 'believe' in it too. LIKE WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS??? THIS IS EMBARRASSING :sob:
          
          Actually I'm not surprised it's teenagers
          
          Just like take a step back and reevaluate your choices man, is this sun decal from an old painting software really that deep??? No, it's not. Don't pmo :broken-heart:
          
          But srsly this is like a really bad thing, make sure you or none of your friends somehow get brainwashed into joining
          
          ACTUALLY THAT REMINDS ME,,, YEAH. THEY ARE BRAINWASHING. THIS MF WAS LIKE "I'm not being brainwashed! 1!1!1" YES U R BITCH OH MY GOD IS IT NOT THAT OBVIOUS??? I can't do this bro ong :sob:
          
          Like do y'all wanna roleplay being Two time that bad??????? Smhhhh :sob:

Still crashing out over that irl spawn cult thing, like this feels like the thing that happened with c.ai :sob:

"Yes!!! A stolen decal in the shape of the sun is my new god!!! I will do something I cannot say on here because of my religion (that, mind you, started off as a joke but a bunch of like emo's decided was real all of a sudden)!!!!" Get the hell out of my house dude. This could've stayed a joke but istg we can't have nice things :sob: