WAIT THAT'S WHY I ONLY CRY WHEN READING BECAUSE WHEN A CHARACTER IN A BOOK CRIES YOU CAN READ EXACTLY WHAT THEYRE THINKING AND FEELING BUT IN FILMS AND REAL LIFE YOU CAN'T TELL OH MY GOD IT'S NOT THAT I HAVE NO EMPATHY IT'S THAT I HAVE NO EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE
me: it's the holidays, i'm not gonna get addicted to another funky gay podcast, i can't do this again
the magnus archives:
me: well... if you insist
i have listened to 60 episodes in 2 days please help me
i'm the kind of person that will not text to start a conversation but will text in the middle of the night to ask if you could somehow merge the victorious theme song and rät because they sound like they should merge somewhere