Project- make the largest sentence you can describing me.

Hi, I'm a socially awkward, vegetarian, out going but depressed, pizza lover, but doesn't turn a blind eye toward ramen when out comes around, cute, or I like to think so, writer with a passion to work in a prison, if I'm not there already, most likely in a jail sell, but still wouldn't pass any other opportunities along the way, even tho I have my heart set, mostly its weird but so am i , I think that everyone on earth is born with two left eyes, crazy but calm, rambler who no one likes, especially not boys, but that's okay cause i don't like them, not saying I'm lesbian, not hating on lesbians either, just no one catches my eye, speaking of eyes I have green one, no one can see them case on my long lashes, I'm figuring out that this is starting to be come a rambling session, but who cares, if your reading this right now your one of the lucky five, I don't have a prize for you but you font mind, right, I'll assume so cause I can't hear you over the sound of my food cooking, sorry I'm hungry so that's all I can think of, no food is actually cooking it is 12:24 am, and I'm not a vampire, or am i, I guess I'll have to tell you the story some other time, I'm quite busy at the moment, writing this, okay wait I haven't even said a joke yet, here, what lives in a pineapple under the sea, the answer is SpongeBob Square Pants, sorry that was bad I'm tired, okay this isn't even describing me, this has turned into something else, I'm going to stop it right here, okay bye!

I Hate Rocks.