Socks268's conversations

Jan 02, 2020

Voiceover Pete 2020!

Jan 01, 2020

My uncle bought a box of “American Badass” fireworks. They have giant shells to represent how awesome America is. Made in China.

Dec 27, 2019

Cats are gay

@-_egg_- no u

Dec 27, 2019 • Reply

Dec 23, 2019

@nowimtakenbysleep  You’re very welcome, and thanks!

Dec 02, 2019

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Nov 28, 2019

What do you call a thieving alligator?
          A crookodile!

How do angels greet each other?
            “Halo!”

Nov 28, 2019 • Reply

Nov 20, 2019

What did the Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? 
          
          Terrier-fied!

@Ya_Boi_Homo_  Love you <3

Nov 20, 2019 • Reply

These were for you @Ya_Boi_Homo_ ❤️

Nov 20, 2019 • Reply

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.

Nov 20, 2019 • Reply

Nov 15, 2019

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down ;D

What do you call a cow after she has given birth? Decaffinated!

Nov 15, 2019 • Reply

Nov 14, 2019

I just saw two vegans arguing in a bar, they had some beef

What do you call it when one chickpea murders another? 
            
            A hummus-ide

Nov 14, 2019 • Reply

Nov 13, 2019

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